BARON, eli t.

WHO ARE YOU?
"Hello, my name is Eli Terrance Baron."

ANY NICKNAMES?
"Nope, haha, just Eli. Pretty easy to remember."

WHEN WERE YOU BORN? HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"I was born on October 20th and I am 121 years old. Call me 'ancient' if you dare."

WHAT DO YOU DO?
"Really I do anything. Except cooking. And cleaning. And singing."

WHAT ARE YOU?
"I was born an Incubus, like my grand father."

WHAT ELEMENT WERE YOU GIFTED WITH?
"I was born with the element of light."



WHO DO YOU RESEMBLE?
"I resemble James Roday, who plays the best fake psychic ever."

HOW TALL ARE YOU?
"I am 6'2."

HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"I weigh 156 pounds."

DESCRIBE YOUR HAIR FOR US!
"It kind of sticks up...it's brown...maybe some blonde in there?"

AND YOUR EYES.
"Almond, I would think. They are colored onyx."

HAVE ANY SCARS? HOW DID YOU GET THEM?
"A bunch of tiny ones all across my body from various fights and accident...but other than that, no not really."

ANYTHING INTERESTING ABOUT YOURSELF?
"I have a Dragon tattoo running up my spine, identical to my twin sister's."

WHAT'S YOUR STYLE?
"I go casual. You know, simple button up shirts and baggy trousers."



WHAT ARE YOUR BEST QUALITIES?
"Oh I have so many, haha! I would like to say my good looks, my great figure...oh, personality? Oh, well good thing I'm great in all aspects of my life, right? Well, I'm loyal. I'm resilient. I'm patient. I'm kind. What am I missing here? Confident! I am very confident. What lady doesn't like a confident man, huh? I've been told I'm a real lady killer, that I'm just dripping with charisma. I believe it. I'm quite intelligent, but more in a...sociopathic way. Don't worry! I'm not a full blown sociopath...just a little bit..."

WHAT ARE YOUR WORST QUALITIES?
"Well...I do have a tendency to lie. And I've been told I can be ignorant to the atmosphere of situations. I've been told I'm a womanizing fool...says the man who never got any, haha! I'm greedy, and I ain't no saint. Well, that kind of comes with being a demon but...I never chose that. I chose my life of crime along with my sister. Not that I'm regretting it!"

WHAT DO YOU ENJOY?
"I love pineapples, and other fruits, and I love Sheppard's Pie. So good! I enjoy walking, talking, women, sparring with my sister and lounging in the sun. Simplistic things."

WHAT DO YOU NOT ENJOY?
"Prep. Overly religious people [for good reasons!], direct sunshine, crowded areas, sweets, being chased by my fangirls [it's happened before!], being beaten up by ex-girlfriends [that has also happened], any man who hits a lady, stubborn people [why do I put up with Tempie?] and cats. I hate cats."

EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF SOMETHING. WHAT'S YOUR FEAR?
"Temperance dying and being without a family. I also have an irrational fear of bunnies. They're evil. Why doesn't anybody listen?!"

WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH? GOALS?
"I want to have my own harem-ahem, cough, I mean, establish world peace and solve world hunger....yes, yes of course."

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER?
"An innocent little gal who I can make blush very easily. I would prefer a black haired girl, but any other color would be fine. She's got to have class, dignity, being able to compromise, is sweet, soft spoken...in other words the exact opposite of my sister."

WHAT CAN'T YOU STAND IN A PARTNER?
"A head strong, mean, snobby girl. And clingy girls."

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF!
"I like to think I am a generally liked person. I have many good qualities, as I told you before, such as loyalty and kindness. I am determined in all aspects of my life, and I am annoyingly persistent. I am in no way annoying, though, I assure you! I'm suave and charming. People tend to love me! I can't help that I'm amazing. Baby, I was born this way.
I am easy to get along with, unless if you are a complete creep, and I make friends very easily. I enjoy hanging out with friends and causing some mischief with my sister. I am very close with Temperance, and I just love to mess with her! She gets angry really easily, so it's simple to push her over the edge. It is one of my favorite pass times!
About love and all that stuff, I'm not so good with the emotion as I am with relationships. I don't really like to get serious, for good reasons, I'd much rather have fling after fling. I just love human interaction! I can't get enough of it. Humans make me laugh, humans please me, and most of all, humans feed me. I feed off their 'love' energy, and the more females I seduce, the more of it I claim. Please don't think of me as a horrible person. I was just born this way."



TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
"My mother was named Sarah Lucy Baron. She died around 400 years old. Sigh, what a young age!"

YOUR FATHER?
"My bastard of a father is named Morgan Xavier Baron. I have no idea where he is, or if he is even alive or dead. Not that I care."

DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"Well there's the obvious answer, my twin sister Temperance Cassandra Baron. Seems she's the only one I really care about anymore. I used to have a sister named Bianca Katrina Baron, but she's dead. I don't want to talk about it."

WHAT ABOUT PETS?
"I do not own a pet."

ANY IMPORTANT PEOPLE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
"Temperance. She's led me most of my life. Without her, I'd probably be dead."

WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
"Well you already got the gist of it from Tempie, but I'll bite. Was born about a century and a quarter ago, on October 20th, as was my sister. I grew up slowly and silently, not nearly as destructive as my twin. I was always rewarded and praised while she was punished and demeaned. I always told her to not to do things, but she'd just do it anyway. That woman....sigh, anyway, we ended up running away together. Well, more like she tricked me into it by telling me our parents didn't want us anyway. I didn't care though. I had my structure [Temperance] and I was finally happy. We did job after job, and it was when I was working at a mailing service as a delivery boy did I hunt my first human. Up until then my parents had supplied me with food, loving me and caring for me, but now that I did not have them and Temperance wasn't a lovey dovey type of girl, I had to find my own supply. I didn't mean to kill the girl. I didn't want to. I felt great affection for Dianne, maybe even love, and never wanted to harm her. But I couldn't control myself. When she told me she loved me, I couldn't stop. I kissed her and feasted on her life force, filling my own stomach and leaving her empty. Temperance and I had to leave that town because allegations were against me. We have never returned. Out of great sorrow and regret, I starved myself of human contact for ages...until eventually Temperance gave up some of her own life force to me. She had smiled sweetly, whispered that she loved me and embraced me tightly. I fed until I could operate properly, and by then I knew she wouldn't live past 400. Just like our mother. She doesn't blame me for it, but I do. I don't allow her to tell me she loves me anymore. I flinch at her touch. I love her so much, but I can't even tell her that.
Seeing that I caused even more pain by starving myself, I went from woman to woman, feasting just a bit on their life forces. Not enough to kill them, but enough to ensure that they won't life past 45. I have come to enjoy what I do, much to my disgust, and I hide it all behind a smile. Okay, enough sad back story, let's get this show on the road!"



WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Oh, you know me! Paradise!

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Four-to-the-teen!

WHAT TIME ZONE ARE YOU IN?
Eastern Standard time

HOW EXPERIENCED ARE YOU?
4 years

HAVE ANY OTHER CHARACTERS?
Temperance C. Baron

HOW'D YOU FIND US?
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